Funny How...
- Funny how a $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the market.
- Funny how long are a couple of hours spent at church, but how short they are when watching a movie.
- Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into extra-time, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
- Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read a 100 page novel.
- Funny how people scramble to get a front seat at any game, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.
- Funny how we cannot fit a gospel meeting into our schedule with a yearly planner, but we can schedule for other events at a moments notice.
- Funny how much difficulty some have learning a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and explain gossip about someone.
- Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they don't have to believe, or to think, or to say, or to do anything.
- Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.
- Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?)
- Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).
- Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
- Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
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