Tendjewberrymudd
Room Service:
"Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest:
"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service:
"Rye... Ruin sorbees... morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest:
"Uh... yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs."
Room Service:
"Ow July den?"
Guest:
"What??"
Room Service:
"Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?"
Guest:
"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
Room Service:
"Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
Guest:
"Crisp will be fine."
Room Service:
"Hokay. An San tos?"
Guest:
"What?"
Room Service:
"San tos. July San tos?"
Guest:
"I don't think so."
Room Service:
"No? Judo one toes??"
Guest:
"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
Room Service:
"Toes! toes!... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Guest:
"English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service:
"We bother?"
Guest:
"No... just put the bother on the side."
Room Service:
"Wad?"
Guest:
"I mean butter; just put it on the side."
Room Service:
"Copy?"
Guest:
"Sorry?"
Room Service:
"Copy... tea... mill?"
Guest:
"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service:
"One Minnie. As ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey
sigh, and copy... rye??"
Guest:
"Whatever you say."
Room Service:
"Tendjewberrymudd!"
Guest:
"You're welcome."
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